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"hey there! do you like excitement? (yeah) do you like suspense? (uh huh) do you like nel carter? (no) "Good cuz you won't find her here! this is the house of horrors, and for you it's absolutely free, step right in. (thanks) Say no more stupid-ass, your breath says enough..."
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so here's my page, kids! its chalk full of useless stuff and spelling mistakes, but that's too bad 4 you! i'm the webmaster now! on your knees, bitch! muah ha ha ha ha!
no taking my shit without permission, either, or i'll kill you in your sleep, you theiving sons of bitches!
i'm really not 2 different from everybody else, i live in a middle class home w/ my parents who love me very much (which, of course, would explain y they kicked me out) and my annoying little sister. i've got but 2 credits left of high school 2 b persued through correspondance, and am currently looking working at ict in lindsay (it's not as bad as it sounds). i've had bad luck with guys, but i'm still positive as can be. my new bf isn't an ass. actually, this is an updated version, but this one's not an ass either <grin> my cat maynard kix the biggest ass in the world, and she still has her little cam drive chain to match the motercycle chain i used 2 have --IF ANYONE KNOWS WHERE IT IS, I WANT IT BACK--. i like to spennd my time listening to music, hanging out with friends, discussing/listening to music with friends, talking online (often about music) singing and drinking too much. i play the piano, flute (no american pie jokes, please) harmonica, bongos n assorted other retarded instruments. y?'u ask? because i can...wut else am i gunna do? watch t.v.? fat chance! 't.v.does to the mind wut the worm does 2 the apple' (-wetwork) ...so that's me in a nut shell <recalls austin powers cheesily saying (something along the lines of)'ooh! help im trapped in a nut shell!'> shoouts 2 all my friends, i love u all (even the assholes) an especially the ones who r leaving 4 college/uni an the ones i left behind in england- i miss u!
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| mah new purple hair :) |
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| eye do promise a better pic soon which will display its full beauty |
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IN NEWS; the shit i think is kool
well, kidz, the weekend is done with, i havn't developed the pictures yet, but soon, i promise, i couldn't go nutz like i wanted 2 cos i had 2 pay my fone bill (always a good idea, really) but we did still manage to drink $62 worth of booze and i got my lip pierced, n katie got her star tattoo thanx 2 th'crew @ lucky devil tattos n piercing in barrie... so i've broken most of the rules already (im sorry, kurtis) not only did we drink a considerable amount, but last night i indulged in wings and ice cream (separately, of course, although i did contemplate dipping, i decided it was probably better not to) there's been no snogging... who woulda i kiss? huh? u tell me... i have been loyal with the swishing thing... me and my bottle o listerine r quite well aquainted now <gags> there will be pix soon, my friends and followers (followers - ha!) i promise ...stay tuned...
| here's the ones dad took tonight |
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| i'll have the ones from the weekend soon enuf |
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